Halloween, the time for everyone to wear costumes, even some of the less tasteful ones. The last few years has brought on a glut of "sexy" Halloween costumes or in other words, tasteless Halloween costumes. Your average Witch went from a dress wearing, wart-nosed monstrosity to a mini-skirt, tube topped cleavage demon. So lets get to the dirty stuff:
The Most Tasteless Halloween Costumes
Bert and Ernie
Sure lets take two Sesame Street characters and shorten all of their clothes by 50%. Also, swap genders.
Hamburger
A hamburger? Basically all it is a small piece of cloth with a few colors that resemble a hamburger on it. Imaginative!
Genie in the Lamp
Gross.
Ghostbuster
Another example of take a normal costume and shorten it by half. Unless they relocated the ghost trap to her cleavage this one doesn't make a lot sense.
Fireman with Hose
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Ninja Turtles
Flashy! Mini skirt wearing turtles are here to fight the Foot!
Every Superhero EVER
It's an easy one. They have virtually every superhero costume (male and female) in tasteless fashion. Granted some of the female superheroes already don't have much on but Thor? Come on.
I know there are more not mentioned, MANY more. The list expands each year as woo-girls and dude-bros gear up for the annual night of herpaderpity. Know of a costume that made you think "what the hell"? Raunch up the comments!
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I don't remember ever seeing Bert's buttcheeks on Sesame Street. I think those might be the most ridiculous costumes I've seen!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely some ridiculous stuff. Nothing like taking a character from a kids show and skimping it up. The guy costumes are rather tasteless as well, I would never wear something like that. It's not even a cool costume!
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